Wednesday, March 21, 2007

How to Fail a Driving Test

It's easy to fail a driving test if you really try. First, park your car so close to the next car that the

examiner cannot get in to your car to begin the test. It also helps to have your two front wheels far up on the

curb-blocking the sidewalk if possible. Second, back out of the parking space really fast. After that try to hit

something such as another car. Don't stop or even slow down at stop signs, but speed up to get through

intersections quickly. Fifth, try to make your tires squeal while turning corners While turning corners. Next look for

an opportunity to turn the wrong way on a one-way street. Entering a freeway in the wrong direction will cause you

to fail immediately. Finally, don' stop for pedestrians in crosswalk, but use your horn to frighten them out of your

way. Just one of these techniques will probably get you an F on a driving test, and two or more certainly will.

1 comment:

Caitlin said...

I failed my driving test by tapping the sign at the front of the parking spot when I parked it back at the DMV. Apparently that could have been a person... but it was a sign, and I really didn't see the big deal.